Ice Cream Hangover

Be prepared for at least 48 grammatical/spelling errors compared to the normal 20 errors per post because.......

my head hurts.

Possible reasons for headache:

-Eating 52 ounces of fro-yo for dinner last night (don't even try to do the math @ .33 cents per ounce).  Dang, I bet an ice cream hangover is worse than the real thing.

-Cutting my tongue as I was licking every last drop out of my yogurt container this morning.

-Directly followed by double fisting chocolate and strawberry milk from the cafeteria.  I don't really like milk loaded with sugar but I just drank them purely for the calcium....nothing to do with the fact that everything tastes better with large amounts of chocolate.

-A student kept asking the most AWKWARD questions during my health lesson today (yes, we are in the sex ed unit). Poor bubble children in Utah county.

-While teaching spin this morning I played "The Show Goes On"  a little too loud and blasted part of my ear drums out.

-It is raining and the coldness in the air has put my brain on shut down and my neurons are rebelling and causing pain.

No ibuprofen for this chicka.  I don't know why, but my doc said 'NO' to me taking painkillers....probably because he knows that if I did I would probably think my femurs were whole again and try to run 15 miles with a ginormous smile on my face.

Just got to tough it out.

Possible natural remedies:

-Eat a nutrient packed lunch (made my students search the school for a can opener.  I am a great teacher.)

This is called the 'Billy, we need to go grocery shopping ASAP because I just roasted the last of any produce in our house and threw it in a wrap and called it lunch' creation.

-Head massage from Billy (this is not a hint honey but more of a command).

-Going to bed at 7 p.m. instead of the normal 8 p.m.

-Watching the Biggest Loser and Modern Family on Hulu.  Those shows are the cure-alls for everything.

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Are you going to miss Jillian on the Biggest Loser?

-YES, I absolutely love her and I don't think it will be the same without her but of course I will still be addicted to it.

Since my dairy intake has been at an all time high....what is your favorite form of dairy?

-Greek Yogurt and maybe if I didn't spend $12 a day on fro-yo I could afford the dang stuff.

How do you get rid of headaches? Do you get them often?  Have you ever had a migraine?

-No migraine here and I probably get a headache every other month or so.