Elevator Injury.

Due to my latest obsession with roasting my broccoli with obscene amounts of garlic, Billy has turned somewhere else for his kisses.

Am I jealous? Yes

Is it worth it? He'll (if you put an apostrophe in the word, it is not swearing) yes.  Garlic and broccoli are the new pb and j.

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I did something majorly not smart yesterday.

Whenever the in-laws are in town we hang out in the lobby of the hotel they are staying at and sit and chat (play on our Apple obsessions) for hours.

****Another thing to add to the list of my OCD tendencies.....  I HATE it when my hands get dry.  Like, it is all I can think about and if it came down to me stealing a bottle of lotion from a child in order to hydrate my hands, I would.

My hands were in desperate need of hydration so I took the room key and made my way to their room by myself.

Got on the elevator by myself.

And like any normal person that is on an elevator I jumped right as I was getting to the level I needed to go to (ya know how you try to jump at the right time so it feels like there is no gravity for a split second).

Yes, I do things like that when I am all by myself.  I am easily entertained.

I forgot my femur was broken.

I learned my lesson and I hate that I have to cut out my favorite weird habits and things in the day that make me smile real big and feel like I am 8 again.  Next time I will just do it on one leg.

Yes, I made Billy come take pictures after it happened so that I could document it on the blog.

Out take: The door started to close and this is me trying to stop it.

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I don't want to talk about it. Don't ask any questions and we should just pretend it never happened (at least ignore the three after this one.)

P.S. Billy's game was canceled due to rain....booo but THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the good luck wishes.....love you best friends!

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Are you addicted to lotion like me? Tell me some of your OCD tendancies.....

-Mass amounts of Chapstick/lip gloss on at all times, locking doors excessively, going to bed early (does that count), not washing my hair, and running. Oh yeah and eating one food each day in the shape of an animal.

Do you jump on elevators or participate in other activities that a five year old would do?

-97% of my life is doing strange things, if you think I am kidding you can ask Billy, my in-laws, my family or anyone that has ever met me in real life.

What is the best EASTER food you have had lately?

-Sprinkles the color of Easter...sign me up.

Like, Love or dislike dogs?

-LOVE, I want one so so bad!